God or Not?

the “lending justification” thing

Posted on June 30th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Ranting.

I’m really trying to get a handle of this. As many have
notice, I try to work things through using stories.
So here goes.

A letter is found from Joseph Smith to his
favorite whorehouse owner back in Vermont.
I miss the whores, yadayadayada, the
whole thing was a crock, ain’t it a gas
how many suckers I fooled. The
handwritting is a match. A spot
of blood from a paper cut is a DNA
match to his descendants. Practially
every Mormon becomes an athiest
in disgust.

So Osama Bin Laden hears about
it. He says, “Dang! The MORMONS
bailed on theism? This seriously
undercuts the justification for my
extra-crispy Wahabbism.” So he
becomes an atheist, is choked
with remorse, shleps over to
Bagram AFB, turns himself in
to get his just punishment.

Is that about how it works?

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