the “lending justification” thing

Posted on June 30th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Ranting.

I’m really trying to get a handle of this. As many have
notice, I try to work things through using stories.
So here goes.

A letter is found from Joseph Smith to his
favorite whorehouse owner back in Vermont.
I miss the whores, yadayadayada, the
whole thing was a crock, ain’t it a gas
how many suckers I fooled. The
handwritting is a match. A spot
of blood from a paper cut is a DNA
match to his descendants. Practially
every Mormon becomes an athiest
in disgust.

So Osama Bin Laden hears about
it. He says, “Dang! The MORMONS
bailed on theism? This seriously
undercuts the justification for my
extra-crispy Wahabbism.” So he
becomes an atheist, is choked
with remorse, shleps over to
Bagram AFB, turns himself in
to get his just punishment.

Is that about how it works?

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Jesus Christ Super Star?

Posted on June 30th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Ranting.

Why are you a nasty old fart?

On 6/30/08, Observer wrote:
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>
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> On Jun 30, 6:22 pm, “thea” wrote:
> > >Date: Mon, Jun 30 2008 4:51 pm
> > >From: Eris
> > >It is written?
> > >On Jun 30, 3:11 pm, “ranjit_math…@yahoo.com”
> > wrote:
> > >> On Jun 29, 10:15 pm, “Keith MacNevins” wrote:
> >
> > >> > Of course.
> >
> > > >How may it be determined that before Jesus was born, there were Jews
> > > >waiting for the true son of Yahweh?
> >
> > > >> But they did not believe it when the upstart son of a carpenter
> > > > >comes on the scene and shakes the foundations of the established
> church.
> > > > >On 6/29/08, ranjit_math…@yahoo.com
> wrote:
> > > > > Before Jesus was born, was any Jew waiting for the true son of God?
> >
> > The Bible gives two witnesses that were watching for the birth of a
> child. They understood prophecy and were in the temple — St Luke 2:25-35
> in verse 30: Simeon says *For mine eyes have seen thy salvation*
> > and in St. Luke 2:36-38 was Anna (a widow). Both of these gave testamony
> that the baby was the Christ child. Mary and Joseph had brought the Baby
> Jesus to the temple to do for him after the custom of the law.–thea
>
> Observer
> Why do you believe that the bible stories about a god ,a devil,
> demons, ghosts, angels,and anything supernatural are true? Why ?
>
> Psychonomist
> >
>

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hOMOSEXUALITY

Posted on June 30th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Ranting.

My, aren’t you a tolerant one? Well as far as I’m concerned you can just
jump off, Cliff.

On 6/30/08, Baz wrote:
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> Keith - Well, that surprised me ( but perhaps no-one else, I’m not
> glued to this crap like some of you), the “Ambassador from Hell”,
> scourge of Dev, and slinger of unwitty insults without end, is gay?
> Damn! I used to like gay people, too, but now I know that you are one
> of them I’ll have to tar them all with the same brush and declare them
> all to be (sore) assholes…. like any good bible-believing Christian
> would.
>
>
>
> On Jun 30, 11:52 pm, “Keith MacNevins” wrote:
> > As a young man I recall going to an internist to discuss some health
> issues.
> > I was quite intrigued when the doctor expressed his opinion to me that it
> > was by choice that I was gay. After discussing it further and asking him
> > whether he chose to be straight, I have been fascinated ever since with
> his
> > take on the subject. He believes that homosexuality is “fun,” and that is
> > the reason why some men prefer it. Also, that it is entirely narcissistic
> (a
> > form of self-love and self-indulgence). Well, I do not agree with the
> > doctor, but I thought it was worth bringing that up for comment.
> >
> > On 6/30/08, Drafterman wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is that guy serious? We’re gay because of
> > > pharmacies? How the hell does that explain homosexuality in
> > > antquitity?
> >
> > > I mean it’s fucking addressed by the Bible, you can’t exactly blame it
> > > on CVS.
> >
> > > On Jun 30, 4:58 pm, MEG wrote:
> > > >
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics.usa/browse_thread/thread/…
> >
> > > > On Jun 15, 7:11 pm, tln…@bellsouth.net wrote:
> >
> > > > > From: BlueSci
> >
> > > > > Date: Sun, Jun 15, 10:58 am, tln…@bellsouth.net wrote:>
> > > Homosexuality
> > > > > > == 1 of 3 ==
> > > > > > Date: Sun, Jun 15 2008 8:41 am
> > > > > > From: tln…@bellsouth.net>>The problem with Christianity is
> that
> > > you have two
> >
> > > > > schools. One school believes in Predestination (you are pre damned
> to
> > > hell),
> > > > > and the other school believes that all men can be saved by the
> hearing
> > > of the
> > > > > gospel.
> >
> > > > > How do you know either is right?
> > > > > If the predestination folks are right – you’ll end up in heaven
> whether
> > > you want to or not. And no your friends will not all be there. If the
> > > other school who believe that all men have to make up their own minds
> is
> > > right, then you can go to hell for not accepting the free gift being
> handed
> > > to you. ..thea
> >
> > > > > > >>The school that believes that all can be saved, has had its
> voice
> > > silenced
> >
> > > > > by the other school as being false.> >>However, God does not
> condemn us
> > > to hell, Jesus so loved each of us that HE
> >
> > > > > died to make a sacrifice for us so that we could live in heaven
> with
> > > HIM
> > > > > forever.Jesus does not condemn us because once we believe that God
> > > raised Jesus
> > > > > from the dead our sins are no more, past, present, and future. AND
> > > SINCE WHEN
> > > > > IS ANYONE OF US WITHOUT SIN!!!! ONLY ONE SIN IS WORSE THAN ALL THE
> > > OTHERS — and that is to not believe that there is a GOD who loves us.
> >
> > > > > Worse than murder or rape? (Oh wait…the bible doesn’t list rape
> as
> > > > > a sin.) I dunno, I think I’d rather spend eternity in hell with
> > > > > atheists than in heaven with rapists and murderers.
> > > > > For myself, I will accept the free gift because it will be all
> eternity
> > > – for ever, that I will live in light. The problem is hell is going to
> be
> > > in you. You will not be with other people like you – you will be alone
> in
> > > your hellish state. Hell is a place of darkness - like living in a
> cold
> > > black hole in the universe – all by your lonesome….thea- Hide quoted
> text -
> >
> > > > - Show quoted text -
> >
> > –
> > Ambassador From Hell
> > KeithAll rights reserved
> >
>

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